He was from Mars... She was from Venus... and then, the two worlds collided...

Behind every man there is a back seat driver

she: you spilt ketchup again
he: really? lemme taste and confirm

he: isnt it funny we are getting married
she: lol... but how is it funny??

she: your heart goes dhak dhak dhak!
he: and your hair smells like "head and shoulders"

he: i shall carry you thro life and all its perils
she: wait till i become twice the size!

she: check out my watch
he: check out MY watch
she: check out my tattoo...

